MASFEMNEUNOUNS

A boring individual.
fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my hotdog tattoo. It was my first tattoo, so I figured I should get something that I would never regret. So I chose a hotdog with a gun and an eye patch. No one can regret that.
Done by Clare Jordan

^^^^^^^ xD

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my hotdog tattoo. It was my first tattoo, so I figured I should get something that I would never regret. So I chose a hotdog with a gun and an eye patch. No one can regret that.

Done by Clare Jordan

^^^^^^^ xD

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via starsinthegutter)

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  • Mirror:
  • Me:
  • Mirror:
  • Me:
  • Mirror: Haha, you look 12.
  • Me: Shut up.
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prettyhandsomemangina:

elasticitymudflap:

corrupted-teens:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAH AOMG

heLP IM PISS

… I… can’t

(Source: videohall)

  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.